That’s right, folks... the one and only Mr. D is back... but this time I think that the suits at Blue Microphones are on to me, so I gotta make this quick.

Once again, I’ve got an offer just for you, the true Blue afficionado. And this is one that you are not going to want to miss out on because I hit the motherlode in the warehouse. Come on, would I lie to you?

Go to your favorite Authorized Blue Dealer between July 1st and 31st, 2010-- tell them Mr. D sent you-- buy a Kiwi microphone and Blue will send you a $350 rebate. Click here for your exclusive rebate coupon. And in case you want to follow the rules, click here for the terms & conditions.

But hurry, this deal is going to go fast. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I don’t want to keep the lovely ladies of Bridestone Bingo waiting. Yowza!

* No polyester was harmed during the making of this offer.